TOPES TONES

CONTROL THE VIBE.
OWN THE FAIRWAY.

The #1 Social Entertainment App for the Modern Golfer

Stop settling for a quiet round. Topes Tones is your high-tech vibe controller, turning every drive, chip, and missed putt into a moment worth remembering.

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Topes Tones App

Timing Is Everything.

The problem with other apps? The lag ruins the joke. You trigger a sound after a shank, but it plays three seconds too late. The moment is gone. The joke is dead.

Topes Tones is built with zero-lag technology. Our advanced audio engine ensures your sounds hit the speaker the exact millisecond you tap your screen.

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Sunday Crowd Roar
For that rare birdie that deserves a standing ovation.
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Sad Trombone
For the inevitable water hazard. You know it's coming.
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Caddy Whisper
For that high-pressure putt. Silence the gallery.
Topes Tones Favorites

You're Not in a Dark Room.
You're on the 12th Hole.

We know you're in the blinding 2:00 PM sun. Every feature is designed for on-course reality.

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Liquid Glass UI
A high-contrast, vibrant interface designed to be readable in direct sunlight. No more squinting while your buddies wait.
Apple Watch Integration (coming soon)
Trigger your favorite clips right from your wrist while you're lining up a shot. No phone needed.
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Hands-Free Siri Control
Just say "Hey Siri, ask Topes Tones to play DJ Airhorn" while you're driving the cart. Keep your hands on the wheel and the banter on point.

Golf's First Audio Exchange

The vibe doesn't stop with our library. The Community Exchange is the beating heart of Topes Tones — a global, ever-growing feed of audio gold recorded by golfers, for golfers. It's where an inside joke in Florida becomes a legendary roast in Scotland.

Community Exchange
STEP 1
Discover the Gold
Scroll through a live feed of tones uploaded by the community. From "The Sunday Slice" to "The 19th Hole Excuses," filter by category to find the perfect weapon for your foursome.
STEP 2
Instant Arsenal
Tap to preview. Love it? One hit of the download button and it's in your library — free, forever, and ready to play instantly.
STEP 3
Become a Fairway Legend
Have a buddy with a hilarious laugh or a classic catchphrase? Record it, upload it, and watch the downloads climb. You'll get notified every time your tone is added to a golfer's bag.

The game changes every day, and so does our audio. With the Community Exchange, you have access to a living, breathing library of humor that grows with every golfer who joins.

"It's like a social feed, but instead of filtered photos, it's high-fidelity banter that actually makes the round better."
Infinite Variety
Thousands of user-generated tones at your fingertips.
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Global Banter
See what's trending on golf courses across the world.
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Total Customization
Build a soundboard that is uniquely yours, powered by the community.

Immortalize the Banter.

Every group has that one friend with the weird grunt or the classic bad excuse after a slice. Record them.

With our Custom Studio, record your friends in high-fidelity, clip the best parts, and save them to your library. Want to share your buddy's terrible excuse with the global Topes Tones community? One tap and it's live.

Custom Tones Studio

7 Premium Packs + 10 Free Tones = 100+ 4Some Hi-Fives

From tee box hype to putting pressure — there's a sound for every shot and every situation on the course.

FREE
Freemium Pack
Starter Tones
10 tones
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Banter Box
Golf Humor
10 tones
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Burn Unit
Trash Talking
19 tones
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Cup Talk
Putting
10 tones
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Hazard Play
Fairway & Sand
10 tones
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The Big Stick
Driver
10 tones
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The Launchpad
Tee Box
13 tones
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Vibe Vault
Fun Misc Golf Tones
20 tones
24M+
Social golfers using bluetooth speakers in the U.S. The game has changed.
"It's basically the remote control for the entire afternoon. My group won't even play a round now if I don't have Topes Tones ready to go."
Mark S. — 12 Handicap

Pick Your Play.

Start free. Upgrade when you're ready for the full arsenal.

FREE
Sunday Hacker
$0
  • 10 freemium tones
  • Apple Watch Integration (coming soon)
MONTHLY
Pro Caddy
$4.99/mo
  • Unlock 90+ hilarious golf tones
  • Access to 7 premium tone packs
  • Membership to our Community Exchange
  • Your Own Custom Tones Studio
  • Apple Watch Integration (coming soon)
  • Siri Shortcuts

Don't Be the Guy with
the Silent Cart.

Download Topes Tones today and bring the Sunday Morning energy to your local muni.